Friday, November 02, 2007
interestin jokes ;DA MAN IS THE HAPPIEST MAN ON EARTH WHEN:
his daughter is on the front page of FHM, his son is on the front page of a sports magazine, his mistress is on the front page of PlayBoy, and his wife is on the front page of a MISSING POSTER.
WHAT IS THE DIFF BETWEEN BALLS AND GUTS?
guts is when you come back from a late night out with guys, and you see your wife walking towards you with a broom, guts is when you tell her: "are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
balls is when you come back late from a night out with guys, smelling like perfume, and you have lipstick on your collar, and your wife confronts you, balls is when you slap her on the butt and say: "you're next fatty!"
LOLs.
hope this lightened up your day ppl(:
11 days to end of Os~
persistance, persevere just that little bit more before FREEEEEEEDOM ;D
and pls rmb to take care of yrselves yea? worst thing is due to physical problems then affect your papers..
God Bless everyone whos taking the Os, and all the best!
world of my own    8:06 AM
